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Friday, January 11, 2013
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
The Safety Dance
Free - 113 pages
The Safety Dance ... to some a forgotten pop hit from the 1980s ... to Crispin it signifies more: a whole lot more. In his quest to uncover the hidden secret of The Safety Dance he will encounter ridicule, despair, dwarves, and the psychotic denizens of an obscure English town. Read on if you dare...
Monday, September 17, 2012
Gnomes and Aliens
Free - 27 pages
"The Human Jean Gnome Project" (previously published as "Middle Earth Memorial?" at Stitches.com): a strange hospital lab, a confused intern, a dwarf...and puns.
"Yeah, but can it drive a car?" (previously published at From The Asylum.com): an amphibious alien, a stressed-out DMV employee, and driving like Starsky and Hutch.
If you like your sci-fi humor silly and irreverent, these stories are for you.
"Yeah, but can it drive a car?" (previously published at From The Asylum.com): an amphibious alien, a stressed-out DMV employee, and driving like Starsky and Hutch.
If you like your sci-fi humor silly and irreverent, these stories are for you.
Monday, September 10, 2012
Mooned
Free - 115 pages
When Ben Hurdt unexpectedly transforms into a werewolf in front of his pets, they investigate ... and then all human breaks out.
(a short story by award winning humorist Norm Cowie)
(a short story by award winning humorist Norm Cowie)
Sunday, September 9, 2012
Lord Fool to the Rescue
Free - 131 pages
She has an excellent escape planned...
Lady Tempest MacIntyre has been offered, by her stepfather, as an item up for auction! But she has an excellent escape planned...if she can keep from tripping over the good intentions of the Duke of Stromburg, sometimes referred to as Lord Fool.
Lord Fool to the Rescue has at least one hero, a heroine, and an assortment of characters who may or may not be villains. The fun is in the discovery.
Lady Tempest MacIntyre has been offered, by her stepfather, as an item up for auction! But she has an excellent escape planned...if she can keep from tripping over the good intentions of the Duke of Stromburg, sometimes referred to as Lord Fool.
Lord Fool to the Rescue has at least one hero, a heroine, and an assortment of characters who may or may not be villains. The fun is in the discovery.
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Lord Fool to the Rescue
Free - 253 pages
She has an excellent escape planned...
Lady Tempest MacIntyre has been offered, by her stepfather, as an item up for auction! But she has an excellent escape planned...if she can keep from tripping over the good intentions of the Duke of Stromburg, sometimes referred to as Lord Fool.
Lord Fool to the Rescue has at least one hero, a heroine, and an assortment of characters who may or may not be villains. The fun is in the discovery.
Lady Tempest MacIntyre has been offered, by her stepfather, as an item up for auction! But she has an excellent escape planned...if she can keep from tripping over the good intentions of the Duke of Stromburg, sometimes referred to as Lord Fool.
Lord Fool to the Rescue has at least one hero, a heroine, and an assortment of characters who may or may not be villains. The fun is in the discovery.
Monday, August 6, 2012
Some Summonings Are Suspect
Free - 29 pages
Here's a short story about a hill, some guys, some other guys, and some things that want to eat those guys. There's a bit of occult chanting, too, so you know this is definitely a Fantasy story.
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Love and Hug Therapy
Free - 57 pages
Charlie means well but doesn't always do well, as you will see. In "Blue is a Boy" he teaches his wife Kathy all about colors. In "Ladybug Kill, Kill, Kill", Kathy wants him to commit murder on Christmas Day. In "Captain Pants", Charlie can't tell the difference between his wife and his mother. And in "Love and Hug Therapy", he shares his secret for soothing Kathy's savage breast.
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Calamity Jayne
Free - 596 pages
Book one in the Calamity Jayne mystery series finds Tressa Jayne Turner up-to-here with the never-ending string of dumb-blonde jokes and a lifetime nickname that's harder to get rid of than lint from a belly button. Crowned "Calamity Jayne" Tressa's out to gain a little hometown respect--or die trying. Unfortunately for Tressa, that just may be the case. When Tressa breaks down on a dark, deserted road, and discovers a body in the trunk instead of a spare tire, she returns to find the stiff gone and she's driven off in the wrong car. Determined to prove there's more to this cockeyed cowgirl than meets the eye, Tressa thinks she’s just been handed the perfect opportunity to get "Ranger Rick", the doubting Don Juan of the DNR, and a skeptical citizenry to finally take her seriously. How? By solving a murder no one else believes happened...No one, that is, except the killer.
When Tressa teams up with Ranger Rick’s granddad, a wannabe crime solver, and the body count begins to rise, it’s heartburn in the Heartland time. Tressa Jayne would tell you her momma didn't raise no dummies, but the jury's still out on that.
Yup. No doubt about it. Calamity Jayne is in it up to her hot pink, snakeskin cowgirl boots and matching rhinestone belt--and it's a matter of life and death, respect and reputation, love, happiness and the whole shebang in this cowgirl’s quest for a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
(Note: This book is part of the author’s backlist, originally released in print in 2006 by Dorchester Publishing)
When Tressa teams up with Ranger Rick’s granddad, a wannabe crime solver, and the body count begins to rise, it’s heartburn in the Heartland time. Tressa Jayne would tell you her momma didn't raise no dummies, but the jury's still out on that.
Yup. No doubt about it. Calamity Jayne is in it up to her hot pink, snakeskin cowgirl boots and matching rhinestone belt--and it's a matter of life and death, respect and reputation, love, happiness and the whole shebang in this cowgirl’s quest for a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
(Note: This book is part of the author’s backlist, originally released in print in 2006 by Dorchester Publishing)
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Cashier World
Free - 241 pages
A collection of stories, including the Legend of the Wandering Cashier, the roadside diner Angel of Death, the classic tale of the Bathroom on the Bus, and featuring private eye Dawn Debris in the Land of Many Things
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Dead(ish)
Free - 104 pages
Warning: Strong Language and adult themes, not suitable for children
Warning: Strong Language and adult themes, not suitable for children
My Review:
Linda’s had a bad day. First her boyfriend killed her. Then she woke up, still on this boring plane of existence, and with an odd obsession about her missing body. Mike won’t tell her what he did with her body and she can’t find the stupid thing herself. There’s only one thing she can do - torment the bastard until he coughs up the information.
Contains adult themes and frequent profanity. The DEAD(ish) series is not suitable for children.
This is a very short book - novelette length.
Contains adult themes and frequent profanity. The DEAD(ish) series is not suitable for children.
This is a very short book - novelette length.
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Lately, and My Dreams
Free - 297 pages
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Aundri can't stop dreaming. She closes her eyes and can barely tell the difference between her nightmares and her real life. Her dreams are interferring with her waking life, and the issues in her waking life seem to be the main source of all the strange dreams. Can Aundri take control of her problems,or will the line between her real life and her dreams become permanently unrecognizable?
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Redtooth
Free - Here is a fun short story. Enjoy! 30 pages
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In this humorous short story, a trip to the pawn shop sends Bob Hanks on an unexpected adventure.
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